I'm sorry Bruno Mars

[starswing]

If you ever app to Haven
Come prepared with those tissues
'Cause it'll cost you the whole box and more
Once you come to realize,
All that soul you're gonna lose.

Speedy tagging will not save you
No matter how late up you'll try to stay
You'll just wake up in the morning
With forty-five new tags in the box
That you tried to send away.

'Cause there is no joy here
When you're stuck in Haven
There's just pain and fear
When you're stuck in Haven
To make things worse
You don't even regret
How things got this way
Every day you're in Haaaaaaven

The diabolical mastermind called Blue
She gleefully gives us plots each time
Making us attached to her NPCs
So that when she uses them and laughs
We end up yelling "WHAT A CRIME"

And let's not forget the events themselves that change the game
The ones that make us keysmash as we wail
Because if it's not monsters or raids or vengeful ghosts
It's bound to be torture, trauma, and torment
Or turning to a snail

'Cause there is no joy here
When you're stuck in Haven
There's just pain and fear
When you're stuck in Haven
To make things worse
You don't even regret
How things got this way
Every day you're in Haaaaaaven

Don't bother with goodbye
What's the point? Don't cry!
Don't worry, you'll see that person once again
Five days after they die

'Cause there is no joy here
When you're stuck in Haven
There's just pain and fear
When you're stuck in Haven
To make things worse
You don't even regret
How things got this way
Every day you're in Haaaaaaven