Hot-Spring Scramble; Severa and Nah

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Severa: Ugh, I'm SO ready to be done with this and into the springs already.
Nah: Seconded! I've never been in a bath this big before. I'm really excited! But, er...
Severa: Hmm? What's wrong, Nah? You're red as a beet.
Nah: I've never been naked outdoors before... It's a little embarrassing.
Severa: Oh, that? Well, yeah, hopefully we won't have any Peeping Toms around.
Nah: Peeping who?! I don't want any peeping anyones around! If I found someone spying on us, I'd be mortified!
Severa: Well, I'm not usually one to waste my precious time on petty thieves and pervs... But yeah, we're talking about our bodies here. We'd better come up with a plan.
Nah: Right!
Severa: Sooo...any brilliant ideas?
Nah: Hmm... Well, any good snare needs bait, right?
Severa: What, you mean us? You'd have the two of us go in first? And then what, fight in the nude?! They'd see everything!
Nah: Oooh, that's a good point... Hmm. What to do...
Severa: We can't fight in the nude, and we can't serve as bait if we're wearing clothes... Aha! I've got it! You'll act as the bait, and the second our little pervs show up, you go all dragon! No need to be embarrassed about showing a few scales, right?
Nah: Oooh, I like it! That's genius, Severa!
Severa: All right, I think we're on to something here. Let's keep brainstorming and figure out the rest of this plan!
Nah: Yes, ma'am!

Part 2
Nah: So about that plan...
Severa: Operation Manakete Surprise?
Nah: Now that I'm thinking it through, aren't you going to be embarrassed at being seen?
Severa: What? I won't be in the springs. I'll be hiding in the shadows, waiting for the perpetrator to arrive. Fully clothed.
Nah: Whaaat?! Then I'm going to be the only one not wearing anything? No way! That's not fair at all!
Severa: Not fair? This is hardly the time to start being selfish, Nah.
Nah: What?! You're the one being selfish! You'll still be wearing clothes!
Severa: Honestly, I don't see why we're even worrying about a plan here. A silly Peeping Tom is bound to be far easier prey than the Risen.
Nah: Maybe so, but the conditions for victory are completely different. With Risen, you just have to beat them up. With a Peeping Tom, you can't be seen.
Severa: Ugh, good point. All he needs to 'win' is to get a good look at you. Hmm, it seems like us girls are at a huge disadvantage here...
Nah: Well, it'll be a difficult battle, and there may be crushing losses...but we have to try!
Severa: You're right... You're right, Nah! We'll fight him to the last!
Nah: ….
Severa: ….
Nah: Um, Severa? Remind me who it is we're getting fired up to fight again?
Severa: It's...a hypothetical Peeping Tom...who we're not even sure exists...
Nah: Am I the only one who suddenly feels like an idiot?
Severa: Nooope. No you are not.